Not content with making him sit in the airport at home for an hour, once he manageed to get on a plane in Chicago, about 30 minutes late, United then made the Main Distractor (among, one assumes, others) sit in the airplane for about an hour on the ground.
Gee, I wonder what I can do to make him feel better when he finally, finally gets here?
My Main Distractor is en route to me. Waiting at his home airport, scheduled to depart at 14:05 local. The time is now 14:43 local, and he’s still on the ground…he may have boarded though.
The kicker is that his airport’s flight tracker lists the departure time as 14:05 local, albeit still on the ground, and the airline’s flight tracker still has an estimated departure time of 14:05, and an estimated arrival time 9 minutes before scheduled arrival. I’m pretty confident that since he’s taking off approximately 40 minutes late, he ain’t gonna arrive early.
Good thing you have that two-hour layover at ORD, babe.
