I’ve been raped by a moneychanger. I thought CAD 1.62 for 1 euro was bad when I dropped Scott off at the airport. I thought CAD 1.74 for 1 euro was theft when I was leaving for Europe. I thought .68 at Schipol was incomprehensible so I didn’t even go there.
Today I paid CAD 1.86. There was no commission as my amount was large enough to qualify for “today’s special” and when I said ECHT! that’s a horrible rate! to the man, he said the US dollar was dragging ours down. I said we have NOTHING to do with that dollar, we’re rock fucking solid. He said don’t change small amounts, the fees will add up. I said DUDE THAT WASN’T A SMALL AMOUNT FOR ME. He said try living with euros all the time. Well but I don’t earn euros, I only earn dollars. And I suck for not buying a whack of euros a week ago, I’m thinking that the “July holiday season” has created an artificial shift in the rate.
OUCH.
FUCK YOU, MONEYCHANGERS!
So yeah back to the all-Currywürst-all-the-time in Berlin plan, babies. But that’s OK, I love teh Currywürst.
In other news, I went to the gallery where Stanley Donwood’s stuff is being exhibited before the moneychanging incident, and while the cheapest prints were already sold (the only ones I might have talked myself into buying), I did buy the book. And the artist was there, too, although I didn’t talk to him. I had seen him in the café across the canal from the gallery earlier and thought “Is that Stanley?” but I’m not one of those OCD Radiohead people (no, really, stop laughing: I’m not) and I really wasn’t sure what he looked like.
There are minotaurs there, kids, and there were some OKC-era prints, and I was sorely tempted, but in light of the later money reality check, it’s really just as well.
So I have the catalog of the exhibit (OKC and Kid A and Eraser and In Rainbows stuff; I don’t know that there was any HTTT stuff?) and I got an overpriced t-shirt (YOU USED TO BE ALRIGHT/WHAT HA_PPENED? or some variation on that typography, too lazy to look) (well it’s going to be available for the same number of dollars, but not until August, I am a SUCKER) and that’s the extent of my Radiohead buying for this album. I must insist.
But it’s all good.
Oh and when I was wandering the arty quarter there, I stopped in to this one place that was showing Alan Macdonald stuff. I’m not in that loop so I’ve never heard of the guy, but WOW, he does these neat mashup things with double-take sorts of images in classic styles (Rembrandt or Goya influenced, e.g.) and then words from pop songs, um one was from The Doors’ The End; another was The Sounds of Silence; the really cool one in the window that sucked me in I can’t remember. Perhaps a New Order song? While I suppose they might pall in time, seriously, if I had cash I would have grabbed a couple of them, most were already marked sold and I thought they were a bargain. I would love to be able to support an artist like that.






Can’t you just withdraw cash at an ATM? The first few months in Vancouver I did that with my Visa and the fees were alright.
That used to be the way to do it, but my bank got all sneaky and bitchy with the fees on that, adding a 2% fee to the consumer rate, so I decided I’d do better this way.
Oh well. What can you do?