From P. and S.
[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
First and only: Vic from Penn Charter, at the…what is that fancy old school hotel on Rittenhouse Square?
[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
First bona fide versus first puppy, yeah, actually. Not often though.
[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Must have been wine with dinner.
[4] What was your FIRST job?
Aside from babysitting, at my grandfather’s office.
[5] What was your FIRST car?
1999 RAV4. First and only 
[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
I don’t get a lot of texts. None today.
[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
My Main Distractor.
[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Some nun. No idea who!
[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Calgary.
[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Chanda in Grade 4? no. First bestest friend is P. (since Grade 7), and yes.
[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
Sport?
[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Oh that girl across the street on Naudain, what was her name? Hope!
[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Skype with the Main Distractor
[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Had a pee.
[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Beach Boys.
[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Ears, I can’t remember when. Tattoo…2001.
[18] FIRST foreign place you’ve ever been?
Must have been the US. Outside of North America, West Germany when I was 21 I guess.
[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Speeding ticket in the Eastern Townships in 1984. Unless you want to count dealing with INS in the 1970s.
[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I think Ms. Mastrin may have given me one in Grade 9 or so. Bitch.
[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
New York. First Province was British Columbia though 
[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
Régine.
[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I don’t believe I have been in a limo. I suppose I’d remember if so? Mummy and I took a Town Car to the airport in LA once.
[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Probably nobody!
