Monthly Archives: April 2009

Mama say knock you out,

but Arnold say “Wash your hands!” Good advice even when epidemics aren’t in the offing.

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Unbelievable.

We’re too delicate to talk about swine, so let’s associate all this illness with the damn Mexicans. I can’t believe it! It’s OK if it’s bovine or avian, but please no crustaceans or cloven hooves…

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You know,

After all those liberal elite modern media, there, who just don’t do it the way that she learned all those years ago in Journalism school, you know? and spent so much time being mean to Governor Palin, you’d think the … Continue reading

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So last night…

We had Chinese food for dinner. I open my fortune cookie, and it says, “All your fantasies will come true.” I show it to the MD. He looks at it, and says, “That’s not a coupon, you know.”

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