Apr 29
but Arnold say “Wash your hands!”
Good advice even when epidemics aren’t in the offing.
Apr 29
We’re too delicate to talk about swine, so let’s associate all this illness with the damn Mexicans.
I can’t believe it! It’s OK if it’s bovine or avian, but please no crustaceans or cloven hooves…
Apr 03
After all those liberal elite modern media, there, who just don’t do it the way that she learned all those years ago in Journalism school, you know? and spent so much time being mean to Governor Palin, you’d think the family would have learned when to shut the hell up.
“No comment,” would have been a much more appropriate response, IMHO. “No comment about what is a private family matter,” would have been even better, I think, adding a subtle little dig while maintaining utter propriety.
But then again, you’re not too gosh-darn good with the subtle, there, are you, lady?
Apr 03
We had Chinese food for dinner. I open my fortune cookie, and it says, “All your fantasies will come true.”
I show it to the MD.
He looks at it, and says, “That’s not a coupon, you know.”